Monday, October 31, 2011

SW: Spicy Black Bean Soup (Guest Post!)

Vegetarian/Vegan Peeps:

I know that the majority of my recipes do not apply to you, and I try really hard to think up ways to modify my recipes for you, but I do not always succeed. I have heard of TVP and other similar replacement protein sources, but I do not know enough about them to suggest replacing pork tenderloin with them. So! Today's guest post edition is for YOU. I've eaten this soup twice, and both times it was the veggie rendition. It is SUPER tasty. Get ready, grab your spoon, and enjoy yourself thoroughly.

Love, Audrey

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Vegetarian Black Bean Soup-Monday

By Sarah at Saturday Sequins.

Hello, readers of the most excellent Audrey's blog! I'm excited to be a guest poster today and to share the recipe for my favorite soup.

This soup is vegetarian and vegan-friendly and, when made with the right ingredients, also gluten-free. I've never liked the idea of textured vegetable protein as a meat substitute, (what does that mean, anyway? Sounds too much like Soylent Green to me) so instead, I've mixed two healthy, delicious whole grains, millet and amaranth, which you can find in any health food store.

Also, note to carnivores: Yes, you can substitute lean ground beef for grains! I won't cry if you do. Just brown it in a skillet with a little olive oil before you add it. About 1 Lb should do.

What's in the soup:

2 TBS olive oil
1 clove garlic (minced)
1/4 c onion (diced)
veggie broth (low sodium)
1/4 c millet
1/4 c amaranth
1 (15 oz) can black beans
1 (15 oz) red kidney beans
1 can (28 oz, or 1 Lb) crushed tomatoes with basil (I like the Meijer Organics brand)
1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes with green chilies (I like the Eden Organic brand)
 2 tsp chili powder
1/8 tsp cumin
A dash or two of black pepper
A light sprinkle of Italian herb mix.
1 c frozen corn
1-2 large handfuls finely chopped fresh spinach (optional)

How to make the soup:

Pour olive oil into a large soup pot with garlic, onion, and about 1/4 c veggie broth. Put it on medium-low heat, or a little lower than that, until the onions become slightly translucent.
While this is going on, in a separate, smaller pot, add millet, amaranth, and 1 3/4 c water. Bring it to a boil, and then let it simmer, covered, for 20-25 minutes. You might want to check it at the 15 minute mark and give it a stir -- in my experience, it almost always needs it!

While the grains cook, add about 1 c veggie broth, black beans, red kidney beans, crushed tomatoes with basil, diced tomatoes with green chilies, and 1/2 c water to rinse the rest of the tomatoes out of the cans.

Keep the large soup pot on medium low, and add chilli powder, cumin,  black pepper, and Italian herb mix.

When the grains are cooked, add 1 c to the soup pot, along with frozen corn and spinach (if you want-- again, there will be no crying if you decide not to). Let the soup cook for another 10 to 15 minutes, and it's ready to serve!

This recipe serves 6 to 8 people, depending on portion size and appetite. It goes very well with tortilla chips for dipping, or with a huge slice of cornbread. Or both.

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Okay, now go! Make! Devour!

About Sarah:
I am sad because you probably don't know Sarah. (I am also secretly happy because I don't want to share her with you.) Go to her blog, and you'll see why. Can you believe she makes all of that gorgeous jewelry? She does. Either that, or she has minions that produce it for her, and she takes the credit. But I'm guessing it's the former option because minions are expensive. When she's not making jewelry or writing soup blogs for me, Sarah hula hoops, writes both fiction and non-fiction, wears Halloween socks, and is the wife of Mr. Sequin. Keep in mind that if you try and steal her from me, I will cut you.

SW: Pumpkin Pork Chili


Welcome to Soup Week 2011 at Hot Pink Mama! I have been dreaming of fresh soup ideas since last year's bash, and I'm eager to share with you the five delicious recipes for this year's soiree! (And by five, I actually mean TEN!)

August 2011 marked the start of my third year of midwest life, and to honor that momentous occasion, I decided to learn how to make a “chili.” Being a desert girl, chilis are weird and exotic, but I was determined that I wasn't going to make any ol' chili. It would be a creative one! Unique! Exciting! Innovative! And when I found a recipe on the food network's website, I flipped. It was perfect! (Or, it would be, after I modified it.) It was seasonal, exciting, and promised to be an adventure, and I'm really hoping you're ready to take the plunge and go with me. I present:

Pumpkin and Pork Chili-Monday



Ingredients:
  • 3 pounds pork tenderloin, trimmed and cut into ½ inch cubes
  • 1 12-ounce bottle Negro Modelo
  • kosher salt
  • 3 teaspoons dried oregano
  • 1 15-ounce can pureed pumpkin (about 1 3/4 cups)
  • 1/2 cup sour cream
  • 1/4 cup veggie oil
  • 1 28 oz. can petite diced tomatoes
  • 1 poblano pepper, seeded and chopped
  • 2 medium white onions, food processed to smithereens!
  • 4 cloves garlic, food processed to smithereens!
  • 1/8 cup New Mexican red chile powder***
  • Lime wedges, for serving 
***You may not find this in your regular grocery store, meaning you'll have to check a specialty store, or even better, one of those little tiny Mexican grocery stores that are awesome! I can find it here with relative ease, so I'm hoping you can too. If you can't, use the chili powder of your choice, though you'll probably want to kick it up a notch, maybe as much as another 1/8 cup. 
    1. In a large pot, toss together your pork, the beer, 2 cups water and 2 teaspoons kosher salt. Simmer over medium heat, and because foam will form, skim that stuff off! Add half of the oregano, cover, and cook approximately 30 minutes.
    2. While those ingredients are starting to get to know each other, combine 3 tablespoons of pumpkin and the sour cream in a bowl. Salt to taste, then cover and chill.
    3. Heat up the veggie oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the tomatoes, poblano, onions, garlic, and 2 teaspoons kosher salt. Cook until translucent, but not browned, about 15 minutes. Add the remaining oregano and the red chile powder, and cook another 5 minutes. Then add your remaining pumpkin, and cook another 5 after that.
    4. Add the tomato mixture to the large pot and simmer with the pork until your pork is tender, give or take 30 minutes. Salt and pepper to taste, then serve the chili, topping with the pumpkin/sour cream mixture. Garnish with limes, and if you're feeling like it, add cheese, such as mozzarella or parmesan.
    5. Yum!
    Come back later today for my first guest post, a soup so yummy in your tummy that you'll swoon! (I can say this with confidence. I have DEVOURED this soup more than once.)

    Saturday, October 29, 2011

    Soup Week 2011


    I have tried tried TRIED to be patient and surprise you, but I can't hold back any longer! Not only will Soup Week 2011 feature five exciting recipes from yours truly, it will also feature recipes from guest bloggers! Friends, you will be up to your ears in soup, which sounds gross, but if you are a true soup fanatic, you will be ecstatic. Tune in Monday morning for the first of the soup recipe offerings. Last year, I gave you a preview of the recipes, but this year, I'm keeping the list close to my heart.

    MONDAY! SOUP!!!!! (Because you'll need something "healthy" to eat with all that candy.)

    Thursday, October 20, 2011

    coming soon...

    The Second Annual Hot Pink Mama


    October 31-November 4, 2011
    Soup Recipes of Awesome
    And some awesomeness I can't tell you about just yet!

    Do I really have to tell you that you want to be here?
    Because you do.

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011

    and now...it is time...

    I'm considering hiring an announcer to follow me around. Forget that two adults and a baby subsisting on a grad student's stipend is a creative monthly effort, I like to think I could find the mulau to do this. Maybe they'll let me pay them in cookies? (PS-I'm not sure I can forgive my father for imparting his expensive food tastes onto me. My tongue craves decadent and costly morsels and have I mentioned the grad student stipend?) Anyway, back to my announcer.

    I'd have him follow me around, alerting everyone to the presence of a local celebrity. He'd say things in his deep announcer voice like, "And now, it is time, for the midwest to experience the awesomeness that is Audrey!" I need you to envision this with me. It's very important.

    Now that you have that picture in your mind, imagine my announcer saying, "And now, it is time for the summer 2011 reading list!"

    (It really is!)

    It's a little small this year. (Bummer deal.) But oh! Does it have potential! And while I said I'd start on May 14th, I decided to start earlier because it's finals week and I needed the pick-me-up. Here, in all its glory:
    • The Book of Other People by Zadie Smith
    • The Female Quixote by Charlotte Lennox
    • The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathan Stroud
    • The Secret Life of CeeCee Wilkes by Diane Chamberlain
    • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn
    • Half Moon Investigations by Eoin Colfer
    • Behemoth by Scott Westerfeld
    • Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
    • Light Can Be Both Wave and Particle by Ellen Gilchrist
    • The Emperor of Nihon-Ja by John Flanagan
    • Novelties and Souvenirs: Collected Short Fiction by John Crowley
    • Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles
    • The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery
    • Maia by Richard Adams
    • Peter and the Starcatchers by Dave Barry
    • Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke
    • The Scarlet Pimpernel by Emmuska Orczy
    The other book I've devoured of late is The Evil B.B. Chow by Steve Almond.

    Sunday, January 16, 2011

    catty remarks about shoes.

    I'm reading The Order of Odd-Fish by James Kennedy. I didn't think I would enjoy it. However, in efforts to explore my reading horizons in the YA world for the sake of my dear, future audience, I decided reading it might somehow contribute to my writing pursuits. The cover is bizarre--ostriches and a stomach with a city on top of it and a big fish and trees and a brain, all cluttered around a girl's (presumably the main character's) face. The inside description was bizarre, but it promised to be "equal parts Monty Python and Roald Dahl."

    Sixty-seven pages in, I'm enjoying myself, and I find myself drawn to Sefino, a three-foot tall speaking cockroach who wears smoking jackets and silk ascots and constantly finds himself the ridicule of a newspaper that inexplicably gets delivered to him every morning, even though he's never been able to find out how or why or even where this newspaper is published.

    I know. It sounds weird. But it's magical.

    My favorite line so far? From page 56, and from the lips (the jaws?) of Sefino, "I can't die! I'm not properly dressed! Everyone in heaven will snicker and make catty remarks about my shoes!"

    I'm eager to finish it.

    Anyway, it's been a nice, quiet reading day, interspersed with my son crawling around my feet, pulling on everything, and finding every possible choking hazard in my home and trying to shove it in his mouth mere seconds before I yank it away with a loud, "Not for you!" At one point, it was a big chunk of wood. Awesome, right? Then, when there were no more choking hazards to unearth, he took to sucking on the floor. I noticed when there was a big wet patch on my kitchen tile, no smaller than a square foot. Excellent.

    That didn't stop me from finishing Stephen R. Lawhead's The Skin Map. Have you read him? You really should. It's the third book in a row that I've really enjoyed, which is surprising. Usually I'm moaning about the sub-par quality of modern literature, but lately, that avenue of complaint has been closed to me. I like it that way. And I know what you're saying. Just what are all of those good books I've been reading in a row? Well, in order:

    • Tyger, Tyger by Kersten Hamilton
    • By Darkness Hid by Jill Williamson (The writing was horrific, but the story was good. And by horrific, I simply mean that sometimes paragraphs had very little sentence variance, and things didn't always flow.)
    • The Skin Map by Stephen R. Lawhead
    • and now, The Order of Odd-Fish by James Kennedy
    • Oh, and I reserved my copy of RA#10, The Emperor of Nihon-Ja by John Flanagan (April 19th, hooray!)
    What have you been reading lately? Anything good?

    Saturday, November 6, 2010

    SW: Beef Stew...or not

    So...I had grand intentions to post about beef stew last night. I even wrote out my post and ingredients, waiting only for pictures to grace the post and get put up on regularly scheduled soup week timetables.

    But then real life hit. Nothing tragic or upsetting or anything like that, but my inexperience cooking that particular dish over a gas stove versus electric, which wouldn't seem to create much of a difference, except everything changed, and my stew meat wound up carmelizing in a different way than expected, contributing an wild card flavor to the whole. It morphed the meat's texture, and I experienced moments of confusion in trying to determine what the stew was missing before I served it. This, of course, threw my beautifully written post into jeopardy.

    I never did figure out what was missing in the stew. And rather than try a bunch of different ingredients to "fix" it, I decided not to risk ruining the stew--I had dinner guests coming over!--and I served it with apologies that it was lacking and my salt and pepper shakers on hand. There was also fresh bread that helped, and frozen custard for dessert.

    What I find most interesting is that I've made this stew I don't know how many times before, and this is the first time the results have come out like this. It was a good lesson--sometimes food doesn't come out as expected, no matter how diligently the recipe is followed or even how often it's been made. And maybe it sounds trite to write about learning from mistakes, but that's what happened to me last night. And you know what happened? My dinner guests ate the stew, and our bellies were full, and we laughed a lot at the silly stupid movie we rented, and it was a fun night. So, no harm done, right?

    However, this puts me in no mood to post my "recipe," as I'm now questioning it. Still, thank you for joining me for Soup Week, I hope you enjoyed yourselves (I sure did!), thank you for contributing and joining in to the festivities, and go out and soup!